Tuesday, February 6, 2018

The Thing I Feared...

Well it has finally happened...

So after having a fever all weekend I kind of developed a weird cyst- thing on my... ya know... between my @$$ and my ... (insert favorite term for private place here)... TMI (sorry)...

Well... this was NOT gonna do...

So I called my Gyno...

Now I've been in forums before where we have discussed fears about trips to the Gyno for various reasons and I figured, I got this. Gyno trips are usually scheduled in advance... right!
Well, not this time...

So I arrive after J gets home to watch the kids. No way am I bringing a handful of ankle- biters to my glorious Gyno visit.

The nurse brings me in the room and hands me a drape..."bottoms off"... and leaves the room. I peer around making sure all the curtains are closed. It's a doctors office for crying out loud... still I do it every time.

So I remove said clothes...


...lol! This is so true... 
 and place the drape over my legs. I am now sitting... and looking at these massive, black stirrups on either side of me. The things looked like boxing cuffs...

When the doctor comes in she talks to me for a bit... at least I got the one I like.... and then her assistant walks in... oh great, an audience...

They have me lay back and begin to arrange my legs in the black boxing cuffs... it appears to be the first time they've used them... yay! I get to be their experiment...

Now I'm finally arranged and my legs are UP and OUT... as spread- eagled as it comes...

The doctor finds the cyst thing right away... "Oh you poor thing"....there is a reason I like her...

She asks if it hurts to sit... yup... among other reasons which I'm hoping she can't see...

Both faces below seem to be engrossed in my... (insert said favorite private name here)... scraping away for cultures whilst asking me questions... "Does this hurt?"... "Yes... but it's bearable"... (I can't believe I said this).... later I'm thinking... um does 'bare down there' come to mind here...

Finally the torture is over and I nearly knock over that lamp structure thing in my attempt to sit with my legs sticking up in the air... that gets a laugh from both medical personnel... They help me up.

I am now sitting once again and facing the doctor trying not to focus on the ever pressing knowledge  that this woman was just staring at my c### and have a candid conversation with her....

Everything looks okay... antibx perscribed for the next seven days... and she will call during the week with culture results but she doesn't suspect anything... all good news....

and no mention of any spanky marks on my lower cheek areas... even better!






10 comments:

  1. Phew...glad to hear it all is well...luckily I have not had to have an unscheduled appointment. hugs abby

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    1. Thanks Abby!
      Yeah no fun!!
      Hugs,
      Jlynne

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  2. Oh Jlynne, you poor thing. The one thing we all dread. Worse for us spankos! I had to laugh at the eCard cos it's so true lol.

    Good on you for biting the bullet and going. Glad it seems nothing to worry about, well other than the discomfort.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Thanks Roz,
      Feeling much better now.
      Yes the ecard is spot on. Didn't know others do this too!
      Hugs,
      Jlynne

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  3. Thank goodness you went in and it seems like you'll be uncomfortable for a bit but overall okay. Phew. So I've always wondered what I would say if I gyno saw marks on my ass and mentioned it. You?
    Amy

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    1. I have wondered but so far haven't been asked- which is good enough for me. Don't ask, don't tell.
      I figured I would just say that we're kinky and leave it at that.
      Hugs,
      Jlynne

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  4. The ecard...LMAO! I always put them in my pocket.

    Good on you for going. A few years ago I hurt my back. Like REALLY hurt it. I couldn't walk, I had to crab crawl around my house. I didn't want to go to the doctor because of the condition of my butt. Finally a friend told me to " Get your **** there. No doctor cares about your kinky sh*t. They will be looking at the problem". Turns out I just wore tight leggings and they didn't have me disrobe at all. Though I still remind B when I have a scheduled doctor's appointment- to 'take it easy' for a couple of weeks before hand. LOL

    Hope you are better soon

    willie

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    1. Lol,
      I stick them in the middle of my pants.
      Thanks for sharing your experience. Glad you went as well!
      There should be spanko awareness for real. Not safe to feel like you can't receive medical attention due to a fear of your lifestyle.
      Jlynne

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  5. I loved that meme. I also always hide my panties, for some odd reason.

    I hope you're healing quickly. I don't know how I'd react if I had to have a medical appointment and had visible marks. It hasn't happened yet, in 7 years!

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    1. Yes, looks like most of us do, lol.
      Thanks- feeling much better.
      I'd go with "we're kinky" and let them come to their own conclusions.
      Thanks for the comment.
      Jlynne

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